i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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