all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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