You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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