Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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