all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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