Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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