Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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