fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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