i jhust puked up my retainher.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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