You're so nebulous sometimes
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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