Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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