Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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