guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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