What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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