Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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