its not stalking. its research.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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