seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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