Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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