this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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