he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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