Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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