do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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