It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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