Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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