I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize