whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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