Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
