Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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