where am i from again
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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