You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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