Dual....:-)
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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