Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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