he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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