Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
