Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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