remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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