your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Drunk is not a location!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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