i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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