wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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