what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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