Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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