I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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