IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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