hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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