its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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