This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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