Who did Billy Mays play for?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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