im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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