I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It was a blind-side dick pic.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
