Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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