C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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