hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
True strength comes from lack of pants
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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