well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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