I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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