matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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